The christmas staff conspiracy

I am stealing this from someone else really but I think its true. When you get staff from an agent (and I am not talking about those agents with a computer and an office I mean those people who are just staff who know other people who they bring to your house)they never stay with you for long no matter how well you treat them and they especially like to disappear at the end of the year so you have to fork out more money to the agent for replacements. Its all totally win win for them.