Grrr the Kardashians

Mr Seacrest, I salute you. I don't know what the order of service is for others but this is how it's going down for us here in Lasgiddy.

We know Kim has separated from that funny looking chap she married. Seriously though he looks way too Neanderthal like for my liking, but love is blind or so I am told so...

Anyway we know it does not work out yet here we are watching the romance, with all the tell tale signs. I constantly find myself yelling "look behind you" coz seriously how did she not see he was a total fake.

Good old Khloe always the wise one and frankly my favourite of all the sister. Personally me thinks everyone should just listen to her.

I know what you are thinking, my whole country is on the verge of going down in a flaming ball of fire and I am busy waxing lyrical about the most irrelevant topic possible.

It’s all about the distraction men. Otherwise surely I would have to call it a day.

Fuel Prices

I am pissed. Enough said.

Happy New Year

I have no idea why I am writing this seeing as nobody really reads my blog but its New Year and for some reason I put this on my list.

I promised myself a few things, lemme list them for ya
1. Quit smoking
2. Get down to 9 1/2 stone (this involves going back to the gym and eating healthier)
3. Revive writing my blog
4. Register my company and behave like an adult and get back to work.

Some other boring tins I will not bore you with


I guess guilt got me whipping out my computer. The boy just came back with a calorie laden Indian takeout which I am struggling to digest as I write, I just came back from the balcony after a quick ciggie, so I figured, 3 days into my resolutions, I had better write something or I would have to consider myself a complete FAILURE.

Don't really have anything to say. I have been on my couch for the last 48 hours overwhelmed by the fact that somehow a whole year went by.

I have every intention of having many things to rant and rave about on this blog because at the very least I am going to be way more engaged in EVERYTHING.

planning the shoot

What a thankless job I have. It all sounds totally glam but in reality its just house girl duties

Eat, Pray, Love

Yes well this one I have to add to my don't believe the hype pile.

There it joins, The Alchemist, life of pi and frozen yogurt.

I remember a few years ago, everybody on the tube was reading the alchemist so I decided to get myself a copy and see what all the hype was about.

I read it, it was an easy enough read but nothing earth shattering. My good friend was breathlessly gushing about how the book had changed her life. I was not convinced at the time that she was not just quoting Richard and Judy.

I remember she looked tres superior and slightly sneering when she told me "I don't think you understood the book". I am not a snob but I remember thinking that she dropped out of school at 16 so it couldn't be my A in English she was questioning. I graciously said that perhaps I didn't. She took the pains to explain the whole idea that sometimes you go looking for happiness and fulfilment all over the globe but it was right in your back yard. I then had to explain that I got that, it was not news to me. So why would my mind set alter drastically ????

Again with the Eat, Pray, Love. I get the whole in a rut thing. I also get the whole fear holds you back from being happy thing. I also am a huge fan of all things Julia and don't get me started on Penelope Cruz husband (i forget his name for the moment). I loved the movie.....did it change my life though? NO!!! I usually agree with Oprah on everything but on this I've gots to say "nice movie great entertainment value, brilliantly executed but earth shattering it is not!!!!"

Get him to the Greek

There is nothing better than discovering some random movie that entertains the hell out you. As a good citizen I have to let you guys know about it.

The spin off of Forgetting Sarah Marchall (not sure of spelling) called get him to the greek. Russel brand is Aldous snow the rock star do we remember him and it has that guy Jonah hill in it.

Despite the fact that I am not a fan of all things skinny, I love Russell. Always have. Any movie I see him in he cracks me up. I am not sure if the chap is acting or if its his normal personality (which I suspect) but he is his hilarious and he carries this film well.

With cameo's from Puffy (NO HE CAN'T ACT) and all sorts of other fab peps it was a great way to spend my evening.


I don't know if its coz I had been drinking since noon but it's just too funny and I recommend it.

Abuja bombs on Independance day

It's all so weird. I feel so far removed from this. I may as well be in another continent hearing about bombs in Abuja.

MEND have been at it again and on Independence day two bombs exploded in Eagle square.
The boy was supposed to go for a meeting in Abuja which got cancelled coz of bomb threats in the Abuja area.


I hate terrorism. I am still trying to work out under what circumstances terrorism has actually worked.......anybody?
It has never to my limited knowledge actually caused change!!!!!!
There has to be another way, just can't work out what.